Horror Movie Round-Up

I’m slowly coming back from an unintentional hiatus. Our blog has seen little activity in the past couple weeks, largely because I have been dealing with one of the most horrifying plagues: The Pink Eye. The Pink Eye took over my life; I became a feared specimen (even more so than usual) at the workplace,... Continue Reading →

My Only Drinking Song

Your destination has been set, so strap in and let the magical and adorable time-traveling Boong Boong take control because you’re about to get wasted. We’re back with another K-Drama drinking game, this time for My Only Love Song. Pull up a plate of chicken feet, calculate the price of everything you own and contemplate... Continue Reading →

Review: Atypical

While watching Netflix’s first season of Atypical, I couldn’t help but make comparisons to current network sitcoms. Atypical is about the highs and lows of a family that includes an uptight mother; an amicable, traditional father; a smart-mouthed, ambitious daughter; an autistic son embarking on the noble mission of finding a girlfriend; and his therapist... Continue Reading →

Review: AHS: Cult “Holes”

Did clowns have sex on some watermelons: No, but we did find out who is behind each mask so we know that it was Billy Eichner and Colton Haynes who brought us that delightful moment. Thanks guys! De-light-ful. We have spent a lot of time wildly (and stupidly) speculating and theorizing about Cult. Sometimes it’s... Continue Reading →

Harry Potter and the Goblet of Firewhisky

It’s always a good time for binging Harry Potter and booze. Our Harry Potter drinking game is guaranteed to make you so wasted that you’ll think you can speak Parseltongue. Conjure up some butterbeer, and enjoy!   Warning: don’t operate a Nimbus 2000 or flying car while under the influence.   Take a drink when:... Continue Reading →

Review: Kingsman: The Golden Circle

It certainly has been a banner year for John Denver’s “Country Roads” in film. It’s been prominently featured in Alien: Covenant, Logan Lucky and most recently, Kingsman: The Golden Circle. (Those last two make me think that maybe, just maybe Channing Tatum has written the song into his contract somewhere. Fingers crossed we get Magic... Continue Reading →

Review: American Assassin

I was actually looking forward to American Assassin. Not because I’m a fan of the books or anything, but because the trailers promised me dumb, action schlock. And boy, was I ready to sign up. One moment in particular spoke volumes to me. Gruff CIA instructor Michael Keaton spins around a laptop, revealing footage of... Continue Reading →

Drunkenness Ascending

Jupiter Ascending is a movie that can only be halfway enjoyed if completely inebriated—except for the scenes with Eddie Redmayne which are enjoyable in all circumstances. To help you get through this tremendously boring, over-the-top, insane piece of shit courtesy of the Wachowskis, we have created a drinking game guaranteed to fuck you up. Instead... Continue Reading →

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