Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom Review

I like dinosaurs. I like dinosaur movies. But I especially like dumb dinosaur movies. Sure, the original Jurassic Park is an adventure classic, but have you guys heard of Anonymous Rex? It’s about an alternative reality where dinosaurs have survived extinction and hide among people … by wearing rubber suits (because dinosaurs and people are... Continue Reading →

Intoxicated Rex

Ready for Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom? Well, nothing well get you more hyped than our Jurassic World drinking game, which is even deadlier than an Indominus Rex.

Review: Hereditary

Is Hereditary the scariest movie of 2018? Check out our review to find out our thoughts on the film that freaked out Sundance audiences.

Our Super Timely Oscars Recap

Though we’re hella late to discuss Hollywood’s biggest night, like Frances McDormand, we’ve got some things to say. Like all Academy Awards ceremonies, it had its highs and lows—very low lows. Let’s break it down: Highs: So Shiny It’s impossible to not complain about the Oscars, but if there is one thing that keeps me... Continue Reading →

Review: The Shape of Water

As a fan of both Pan’s Labyrinth and The Devil’s Backbone, I made sure to see Guillermo del Toro’s The Shape of Water in theaters to fully submerge myself in his masterful juxtaposition of gorgeous and grotesque imagery. But even though I expected to enjoy the visual experience of this film, I was quite skeptical... Continue Reading →

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