BTS: Binge the Soju, Bring the Shots, Booze to Suga

What better way to get ready for the mid-May release of BTS’s new album Love Yourself: Tear than by binging their music videos while binging some booze? With alcohol running through your veins, you’ll find maximum enjoyment in their catchy music, perfectly synchronized choreography, painfully pretty faces and crow tits. Watch Rap Monster, J-Hope, Suga, Jimin, Jungkook, V and Jin in our drinking game for the music videos of the Bangtan Boys, Bulletproof Boy Scouts, Beyond the Scene, Bangtan Sonyeondan or just plain BTS. In fact, if you made it through that sentence, you’ve already earned yourself a drink!

Take a drink when:

  1. Crow tits*
  2. The group is running
  3. There’s a dance break
  4. They have a party
  5. There’s fire
  6. Someone says “bang”
  7. Someone is wearing a hat
  8. Someone is wearing suspenders
  9. Someone is submerged in water
  10. They are on a basketball court
  11. Jungkook is rapping
  12. Someone is on a bicycle
  13. There’s a train

Finish your drink when:

  1. Jin kisses a statue (in fact, drink throughout all of “Blood, Sweat and Tears”—that video is insane)
  2. Rap Monster has a high-top
  3. Someone knocks over Jin’s card tower—rude!

 

*Click this link for an explanation of this Korean expression/animal. Or, remain in blissful ignorance and just think they randomly say “crow tits” in “Not Today.”

Featured image: J-Hope is always down for fun times (credit).

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