Fxxk it, don’t be a sober loser; get you’re cray-on bae bae, and maybe you’ll wake up with a beautiful hangover. K-Pop kings BIGBANG may be on hiatus, but that doesn’t mean we can’t binge drink while binge-watching some of their T.O.P.-quality music videos, both as a group and their solo projects. Get ready for a fantastic night, baby.

Take a drink when:

1.)    T.O.P. says “boom-shaka-laka”

2.)    G-Dragon wears an amazing coat or sweater

3.)    Someone cries

4.)    Daesung’s bangs are covering his eyes

5.)    Someone is in or on top of a car

6.)    Someone wears a hat

7.)    Seungri has a solo

8.)    Someone is shirtless (sorry, but it won’t be T.O.P.)

9.)    G-Dragon is in a bathroom

10.) Someone has fake tattoos

11.) Someone looks amazing in a ridiculous hair style or color

12.) You can’t help but ask yourself, “What the fuck is T.O.P. doing?”

13.) You can’t decide whether a music video is making some sort of deep commentary on culture and society or is just utter nonsense (I’m looking at you “Coup D’état”)

Finish your drink when:

1.)    G-Dragon fails at sitting on a rocking horse

2.)    G-Dragon is in drag

3.)    Taeyang high-fives a dog

4.)    Taeyang spells his name

5.)    The group does the Matrix

6.)    The group appears on a five-tandem bicycle

7.)    “John Maher” shows up in the close captions for “Haru Haru

Featured image: This is T.O.P.’s most normal moment in the music video “Zutter.” (Image credit)

On their steampunk thrones. From left to right: Seungri, T.O.P., G-Dragon, Taeyang, Daesung (Image credit)

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