I didn’t really want to see The Hitman’s Bodyguard. Ryan Reynolds and Samuel L. Jackson are fine, but I had no strong desire to watch them both play their respective public personas in a schlocky action film.
As a teenager, my heart would pound whenever I heard my mom’s footsteps on the way to my bedroom while I was watching TV. I never closed the door (that would only look more suspicious), but I always tried to change the channel before she entered the room. Even when I would go to the... Continue Reading →
Heist movies, in general, are fun. The genre revitalized The Fast and the Furious franchise and gave Ant-Man something to do in his solo flick. They’ve also kept George Clooney, Brad Pitt and about nine other movie stars employed.
It seems like every movie reviewer needs to have a system to quantify his or her opinion and make it digestible for the public. Sometimes reading all those words is too much, and the chase needs to get cut to fast.
Are you ready to drink booze and kick ass? Do you want to enjoy the absurd British comedy styles of Richard Ayoade (Moss) and Noel Fielding (Richmond) but Garth Marenghi’s Darkplace and The Mighty Boosh are a bit too batshit insane for you? Thanks to the black box (aka the internet), you can crease up... Continue Reading →
We live in a world where it seems like more time is devoted to talking about movies than actually watching them. Despite strong showings from films like Wonder Woman, Spider-Man: Homecoming and Dunkirk, this year’s summer box office is projected to be the lowest in about a decade. And filmmakers are looking at the problem and doing what is necessary to rectify it. Just kidding! They’re blaming the internet.
Sadly, school resumes soon, meaning less time for students to turn up. So in the remaining week or two of summer, enjoy the loud bass, crude jokes, spit-fire raps and swelling vocals of these female rappers, who are somehow not household names—yet. cupcakKe, “Cumshot” CupcakKe first made waves back in 2015 when she released the... Continue Reading →
Even if you don’t have access to a portal gun to take you to a dimension with kalaxian crystals, you can still get riggity-riggity-wrecked with our Rick and Morty drinking game. Take a drink when: Rick belches Beth and Jerry fight Jerry makes a lame joke Jerry cries Summer talks about her top Morty... Continue Reading →
Put on your fancy suits, cook some ramen, and don’t forget the soju when you’re playing our drinking game for the ultimate high school K-drama, Boys Over Flowers. Take a drink when: 1. Someone is drowning 2. Someone is kidnapped 3. Jan Di says “Gu Jun Pyo” 4. Jun Pyo says “Guem Jan Di” 5.... Continue Reading →